Attention millennial homebuyers! Do you dream of owning a piece of the Charlotte charm? Well, dream no further – because for just under $530k ($524,900 to be exact), this charming 3-bedroom, 1-bathroom ranch can be yours! That’s right, for a little more than half a million dollars, you can own a starter home that boasts a whopping 1,000 square feet of living space and indoor plumbing.
Let’s not sugarcoat it folks – this isn’t exactly a mansion. But hey, at least it was built in 1951 – in 25 years, it’ll be an antique! And with its convenient location in the ever-so-trendy Sedgefield neighborhood (translation: close to uptown Charlotte, but without the uptown price tag… yet), you’ll be the envy of all your friends (who can still afford to live in Charlotte, that is).
But wait, there’s more! This fixer-upper also boasts a whole 0.17 acres of land! That’s plenty of space to park your smart car and maybe even plant a small patch of kale to keep up with the latest trends.
Schools? We’ve got schools! The listing proudly mentions that this property is located in the district for Sedgefield Elementary, Dilworth Elementary, and Sedgefield Middle. Great! Just be sure to factor in the cost of private school tuition when calculating your monthly mortgage payment, because, you know, CMS…
So what are you waiting for? This steal of a deal won’t last long! Just scrape together your life savings, take out a hefty loan, and get ready to house-hack your way to the American dream (or at least a small portion of it)!
Check out more info about this stunner or schedule your own private showing of 3310 Anson St here (this is a link to the actual listing – the above article is satire, but the listing is real).
